oh god the rape fog is back!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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