My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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