im gay
i know
yea but for you.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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