is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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