I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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