ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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