im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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