Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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