Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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