? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
honey bunches of taint.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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