: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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