Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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