don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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