pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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