hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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