um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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