I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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