Fine. I'll sleep in my office
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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