Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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