We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
