I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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