ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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