she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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