I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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