U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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