Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Randomize
