Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she smelled like a LAN party
he was CRYING into my vagina
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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