Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I think my moral compass just broke
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