Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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