Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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