just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
he shaved USA in his pubs
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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