If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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