He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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