do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize