just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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