She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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