Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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