I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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