What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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