the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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