So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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