Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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