I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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