Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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