You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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