If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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