i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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