I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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