So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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