i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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