The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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