wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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