Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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