My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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