i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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