I think I just saw someone hide a body.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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