also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
accomplished twins. life is a go
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.